Sarcasm: Because Beating People Is Illegal Tee

It's called self-control. Look it up.

You've been in that meeting. You've stood in that line. You've had that conversation — again. And every single time, you chose sarcasm over the alternative. Good call. The law agrees.

The Sarcasm: Because Beating People Is Illegal Tee is your daily reminder that you are, in fact, the bigger person. Barely. But still.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² — soft, lightweight, and morally superior
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered, unlike your patience
• Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit on all bodies
• Inclusive sizing: XS–5XL
• Available in multiple colorways

Pair it with your best deadpan expression. Grumpy cat energy optional but encouraged.

Note: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting.