Our Childhood Had No Safety Settings Tee

No helmets. No supervision. No regrets.

You rode your bike until the streetlights came on. You rewound mixtapes with a pencil. You played outside all day and nobody tracked you with an app. And somehow — miraculously — you survived to tell the tale.

The Our Childhood Had No Safety Settings Tee is a love letter to the era of scraped knees, Game Boys, and figuring it out yourself. Wear it proudly.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² — soft, lightweight, and built tougher than your childhood safety standards
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit on all bodies
• Inclusive sizing: XS–5XL
• Available in multiple colorways

Perfect for anyone who grew up free-range and turned out fine. Mostly.

Note: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting.